Is John Kerry an Alien?

Geez, I knew someone would blow it -- they warned us before transporting us down. Instruction #1 was to get your ears and fingers fixed! The photo on the right is me at Harvard Business School circa 1970 -- still a little Red from the ear surgery and with my original long fingers (since fixed). Brother John Kerry apparently didn't get his fingers fixed, and his ear job may have been botched as he keeps his hair unfashionably long. Please don't tell our Vulcan Masters.
 

 
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Vietnam was a true mess. I don't know John Kerry from Adam -- they keep us imports well separated. But I do vividly remember watching the evening news back then and seeing him throw his medals away. There were no comments that they were someone else's medals -- or just ribbons. I remember this incident vividly because I wished I had the moxie to win a Silver Star and wondered how anyone could throw one away. I simply stuck with my "goosed duck" National Defense Fellowship and completed a PhD at Harvard.

Again, please don't tell our Masters -- they might call us back.